A quick update, just because my professor was at it again this morning and I want to keep up with him. He gave us these gems today:
When you are walking down the street and a drunk asks you why the sky is blue, you can say, “Ah, it’s due to Rayleigh scattering.”
Talking about the composition of seawater, which includes conservative and non-conservative gases: “What’s a conservative gas?”…silence…”Does that mean it’s Republican? Okay, let’s not talk about politics…”
You are welcome. And sorry to my friends back in Kentucky. Looks like you get more snow. Boo.