Ditullioisms Vol. 2

A quick update, just because my professor was at it again this morning and I want to keep up with him. He gave us these gems today:

When you are walking down the street and a drunk asks you why the sky is blue, you can say, “Ah, it’s due to Rayleigh scattering.”

Talking about the composition of seawater, which includes conservative and non-conservative gases: “What’s a conservative gas?”…silence…”Does that mean it’s Republican? Okay, let’s not talk about politics…”

You are welcome. And sorry to my friends back in Kentucky. Looks like you get more snow. Boo.

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